i love nelson
no. i really do. and it irritates me when people (foreign people especially ... but all people actually) wear him on their clothing or all over their material merchandise. he is not not a commodity.
an ab fab life is one where you survive most days defying your accident prone-ness and leave your bones unbroken, where you eat ice cream and where oprah doesn't talk about something really dumb, but gives away free stuff instead this is my ab fab-ness ;)
no. i really do. and it irritates me when people (foreign people especially ... but all people actually) wear him on their clothing or all over their material merchandise. he is not not a commodity.
3 things before we begin this tale
currently listening to :
nerina pallot fires
and so follows the continuation of 'weird weekends in the life of sarah'
hmmmm. who knows what i did in a previous life. it couldn't have been awful because i don't have cars falling on my head or anything, but i think i went and pissed somebody off because these little niggly weird-ooooo things occur. i wish to take this opportunity to whichever powerful entity i peeved off (because he/she/it will obviously be privvy to constant internet access) and i ask that my life from here on out be easy sailing. thank you.
so the first thing i need to get off my chest is - do i have a face that says 'hello stranger that i have never ever seen in my entire life, yes! please tell me a truly depressing story for about half an hour! because i do indeed care!' ? because i dont. care, that is. sounds AWFUL, i know, but in context, it's getting ridiculous! a while ago, a woman came into our store (hmmmm.... i'm starting to see a link between work and weird days.... damn the fact that i need money to buy things that i actually really don't need!) and said (literally, this is all she said), "geez! sometimes you have to work with such idiots!" and i was like, 'you're telling me, sister!" (no, not really, but it's something i would have said if i said things like, 'sister') and then she came back about 3 months later and said , "excuse me Sarah (!! i do NOT wear a namebadge!) but thank you for your advice (!!) a few weeks ago. i appreciate all you told me to do. and i just wanted to let you know that you need to be careful (conspiratorial whisper) because people talk and everyone needs to be careful of what they say about others. i thank you. so much." yes. ahem i wish i knew what i did.
on saturday a woman came to buy a book (for that is what book stores sell - side gripe - i HATE it when people come into the store and say 'hi! i'm looking for a book' ... great start, tonto! have a pick from our million or odd options) and tom and i were singing our hearts out to the beatles and she looked at us disdainfully and said 'there is no such thing as love in this world' ... so tom and i said, 'that's ridiculous. there's love everywhere!' and she launched into this tale about how her mother stole her last two friends on earth - how her mother had never complimented her in her entire life and her main purpose in life is to destroy her daughter's happiness ... for about 20 minutes. Thomas, the BUGGER, ran away and left me alone to deal with it. i felt so terrible for this woman, but for some reason i couldn't help but feel like i was going to burst into laughter - the last laughing attack i had was during an easter vigil mass ... the nuns all glared at me. so there i was, biting the inside of my lips to keep myself from giggling, tears streaming out of my eyes because of the effort, when tom decided to send guillaume (the lovely manager from the restuarant next door) to save me. only, gui stood behind this woman, canning himself silly (later he told me he was going to say 'excuse me, but where can i find the tale of humpty dumpty?' which undoubtedly would have KILLED me) eventually the phone rang and the woman sighed and said 'you'd better get that i suppose. but nobody will be phoning me. i am now facing a 3 day weekend with absolutely nobody. i have no one' and i felt terrible. i can't imagine an empty life. so i would like to thank all my friends. and i would also like to implore to anyone reading this - booksellers are not psychologists. go book a hair appointment.
then yesterday (yay public holidays!) i was reading the newspaper and sneering at how stupid i think jacob zuma is, when this man appeared at the counter and said - we need to get rid of him. and i said yes. and he said we need to do it now. and i said oh, are you a mercenary? and he lowered his voice yet another conspiratorial whisper and said no, but i am an accountant and i love peace...you love peace too, right? riiiiiiight. he then placed his finger on his lips and walked away. and i wonder - have i just agreed to do something? i'm confused.
the man-who-gave-me-the-cd- last-week, came into our store 4 times yesterday. each time he came in, looked at the magazines. each time, i'm afraid to say, i ran away and hid in the back office kitchentte, and each time, he strode out of the store only to return 10 minutes later. i made my brother (my 6 ft 5 triathlon winning brother) come fetch me. sigh. the curse of a scaredy cat.
it's been real, cyber people
ps # 1 - i now have a favourite ever comment conversation - it's on my friend-who-i've-never-met-but-consider-him-a-friend-i-might-even-leave-him-something-in-my-will-if-he's-lucky travis' blog.
i am indonesia!
my gran , who is a little crazy, thinks i am allergic to my cat. i'm not. i've never been. she says the reason i am suddenly so tired and that my 'hair and eyes have lost their sparkle' (um thanks for the props gran) is because of my cat. i have had this cat for years! the reason i'm exhausted and supposedly sparkle-less is because of a little inconvenience i like to call responsibility.
Tom, Keval, Laura, Vanny and i went to see Hamlet last night at the Civic in Jo'burg. 'twas put on by the SABT and it was wonderfully wonderful!
my main problem was that it's been yonks since i last read hamlet ... absolute frigging ages and so i kept thinking random thoughts like "when are the witches getting here?" (hahahah go macbeth!) but luckily we had the ever intellectual Laura and Kev to whisper stuff to us.
it was a lovely lovely ballet! as annabel (yo sup Raw?) pointed out to me and i agree with completely - it was nice to have such a masuline ballet. usually a la the nutcracker / swan lake, it's all feminine with lots of prancing and twirling, which is beautiful and i wish wish wish i could do without injuring myself and/or someone else, but quite often the guys are neglected a little. not in hamlet - and it is so beautiful to see these guys suspend themselves in the air and leap and bound about. its so skillful.
Quote of the day by some french dude in some new will farrell movie : "so you have a country that gave us george bush. and a country that gave us the menage a trois ... game over."
i'm all irrit. i say for like a year 'i want a pink ipod' and people would shoot me down 'sarah there's no such thing just get one and buy a pink cover' and so eventually, like 3 weeks ago (!) i relent and buy one (and by buy one, i mean guilt uncle pete into buying me one) and what do they release in the states today?? a frigging pink frigging ipod. i should sue. grande feo travestido.
summer ... sigh... summer is here. officially it's spring, but south africa, as we know, has no such thing as autumn and spring... it's just wham bam summer/winter
last night we went to go listen to a friend's band (the fabulous newtown) in fuel cafe (in newtown) hee hee... i've only ever been to fuel cafe once before - but was much more enjoyable last night... i mean the place has matresses for chairs (!!) how uber! there was also another band - ultrasound - who were quite good (no bias here) ... but the crowd was very arty farty (in no way do i mean that to be derogatory). shaks, tom and i were just discussing how we dont really have a 'crowd' ... i mean, we're a very PC group (go us!) with one white homosexual boy, one indian catholic and a token white girl (me ... i dont really have any redeeming stand out qualities for this pc thing, actually. i'd better start pulling my weight!) but we don't hang out a lot in the gay crowd (we frequent it, but more of a jump in jump out kinda thing) and we don't hang out with the 'indian' crowd nor with the catholics (i mean i' m catholic too and i love them, but its not a prerequisite for our group or anything) and we dont hang with the 'white, oh-my-god' crowd either. so what are we? we hop around in these groups , generally find ourselves dancing around with all these people. and i guess that's the best thing... not trying to fit into a box or create a 'token' group ... just dance around them... in circles ;)
Today's 5 cities!! (i hope you're keeping up)
Belarus - Minsk
Belgium - Brussels
Belize - Belmopan
Beinin - Porto-Novo (official) & Cotonou (de facto)
Bhutan - Thimphu
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when i spoke about all of the rest of my brother's ex girlfriends being poppies, i forgot that the one was my dear friend Sarah #1's little sister Caitlin, who coincidentally, is also a friend of mine. and i would like to correct my earlier statement and say 'caitlin clerk is most definitely not a poppie" i just don't really think of her as mike's ex, rather as caity, a person.
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just had to clear that up ;)
otherwise, i'm still writing my dissertation... i'm experiencing the difficulties that comes with being a semi-perfectionist... i generally hate everything i write, so i rewrite and rewrite until i'm so tired of looking at my own thoughts that i just hand it in so i don't need to see it anymore!
Had a few of the girls around last night (and Tom and Mike) and we watched a weird weird movie (vanny and i watched it for the second time) and i still don't understand it. It's called "I Heart Huckabees" and it is arb arb arb. I've stopped trying to get the message they're trying to send, but i think that might be the point... stop trying to understand... if anyone out there has seen it and understands it (ha ha i think you might be CRAZY if you do... kinda like if you can draw a perfect circle then you're supposedly cuckoo) then please let me know, i'd appreciate it. Oh - and i really don't like jude law. i mean, i'm usually the spokesperson for blonde people -they're dying out, we need to appreciate them while they're around. but not jude law.
that's all xx
Hint : when typing, make sure you edit yourself. I was typing on the gmail chat facility with Stuey (what's up Jonny??) from class and because I was typing so quickly (typing fundi that i am) i typed in 'hey don't inslut me" instead of insult... which could have been embarrassing if Stuey and I didn't go so way back (he's down wit it)