it was weird

a pic of me and cath in celebration of her birthday!

this weekend i got a completely random phone call at work - i was just minding my own business like the un-nosy person that i am when some weird old sounding guy phoned

'@#&* books, Sarah speaking!'

'sarah! how are you?' says Strange Man

'i am fine how are you?'

'i am fine ... do you know who this is?'

'no' i say rather apologetically, 'i don't'

'let me give you a clue - we were at a fancy function recently'

'oh - what fancy function? when?'

'the other day'

'the UN banquet?'

'yes! do you not remember me?'

i am getting irritated now

'no - who are you?'

'let me give you a clue - i am tall'

'no'

'mark! with the dark hair!'

'nope sorry'

' i can't believe this! let me give you another clue - we met at a club. it was a titilating evening' - the Strange Man sniggers

'no. i'm sorry'

'i am shocked Sarah! i am coming to the store right now!'

he puts the phone down and i phone tom who has a list of all the people at the banquet. it turns out that there was NOBODY called mark at the dinner. so i get scared and geffy at work says 'never fear Se! i will protect you' and then proceeds to leave the store for 45 minutes and i feel like a bunny on a highway at midnight.

they guy didn't make himself known but there were many customers i didn't look in the eye and many an occasion that i ran to hide in the back of the store. i am a chicken like that. it was weird.

when i got home, my mail was waiting for me an in it was an invite to a family reunion. the funny thing was that NOBODY ELSE in my family had received one. hmmm a family reunion. without my family. it was weird

bodyguard for hire?

gulp