i am super psycho ... um i mean psychic

sometimes i have these amazing moments of psychic ability! ;)

a while ago ... i think at the end of 2nd year and well into 3rd year. we used to freqent the alcove under the trees next to the library. we used to spend all our 'we should be in class right now but are waaaay too lazy to move' time there. and there was this guy (there always is, isn't there?) who used to walk past round about the same time every day, in a suit. and we were fascinated by him. and so i, tired of calling him 'The Suit Dude' randomly called him "Simon" (you need to do the " movement with your fingers when you say"Simon") and then at the beginning of this year, he came into my store during one of my night shifts and i chatted to him and his name was... you guessed it ... SIMON (notice the lack of "). which is uber uber embarrassing because we used to yell out "Howdy "Simon" " when he walked past ... we thought we were being inconspicuous!

anyhoo - about 4 days ago i (once again completely randomly) labelled Omnipresent Boy # 2"Oliver" and last night shaks smsed me and said 'Oliver came to get his book' and it turns out that's his real name! you have got to be kidding me!

for crying in a bucket! taking this show on the road, folks!





this is rock / paper / scissors! (aka ching / chong / cha) but seemingly on steroids!

wicked!