The Ab Fab Life

an ab fab life is one where you survive most days defying your accident prone-ness and leave your bones unbroken, where you eat ice cream and where oprah doesn't talk about something really dumb, but gives away free stuff instead this is my ab fab-ness ;)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

i cannot think of an inspired title because i am suffering from brain degeneration and lack of sleep


just finished reading : "special topics in calamity physics"

dont judge a book by its cover. usually i'd disagree ... i'm prone to thinking that if the cover isn't inspired enough to give insight into the book then it's not worth it. awful , i know ... judgemental too, but (to paraphrase a quote i read somewhere some time - 'life is too short to learn german') - life is too short to read a crappy book. this book is great. its intelligent and tiring (i could NOT have written this because I would have been too exhausted) and very very eccentric. and a lot of people wont like it. but i did because i like books that are different - i get to read a LOT... all the new books in fact ... and many of them are the same. interchangeable. this one is good. and the cover (in my opinion) reeks of 'chick lit' and should be done away with because it puts a lot of people off.

And there was a really good bit i wanted to quote here for you all, but i cant remember what page it is on - the 514 page book is so intensive by the time i got to the end i bearly remember what had happened in the beginning. if anyone out there reads it (and some of you will ... well ... ONE of you will because you're getting it for christmas) ;) please let me know what you think.

in other extremely important news - i went shopping with grandmere today. it was long. i'm talking 4 hours long. and we were in rosebank and all we went to was musica, woolworths, clicks and the fishmonger. i forget how long it takes her to walk places.

its fun with grams ... we were attended to by a pierced stoned shop assistant "how on earth does he blow his nose with that thing in there?" pondered grams. and when she wanted to order some judy dench dvd thing (grams LOVES the woman... wants to be her), she gave him MY number and commanded him to phone me because she would be 'unreachable' ..... riiiiight grams. she laughed.

"look sarahkins ... there is a dress for you!" (after i had pointed out this beautiful dress in stoned cherry that i love and covet but is waaay too expensive and when i am an ambassador i will buy it with my government credit cards and grams said she would save and buy it for my birthday and i told her to sew it and i think she just might... i digress) and pointed in a window.
"grams... ahem... that's a lingerie shop. that is a 'teddy'"
"oh. i thought it a bit skimpy"

last night shaks, tom and i went to see 'casino royale'. yawn. firstly : i have never stayed awake for an entire bond movie before, i think they are dumb. however, last night i managed to stay awake- but that was not because it was riveting but because the slush puppie i had to drink was in a carton big enough to bathe a baby seal in and so i had a lot of sugar. secondly : daniel craig? no. not a bond. shame... he tries though. thirdly : it was this odd grating montage of violence and super uberly cheesy lines. so - suffice to say, i was not super impressed. but for what it was? i didn't hate it ;)




6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with you.

i don't know what else to say. except that there were times when i though daniel craig was really hot.

sarah is currently sulking, except that she looks weird cos she's dancing to jack johnson and is now asking me what i am doing, so I am just looking at her weirdly. and now she's hosing herself at something that says "i promise to love you bouncing up and down"

which i suppose is funny.

(there Sarah - it's a long ass comment for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

ps i love you muchly.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Helen said...

We're baaack! when are you working? I have christmas shopping to do and so might come and visit you(although the road-closures that have sprung up along Oxford road since I left scare me).

Jack Johnson is weird to try dance to (although some people can even manage 'Surfin' USA!!!')

6:20 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

Hello Sarah...We have returned from our escapades in the desert! It's so nice to check e-mail again! As I said on Tomkin's blog, we must all go to movies and lunch or something! See ya soon!

8:33 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

Surfin USA! HA HA HA HA HA!

8:34 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

you guys are back! rah rah that!

6:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oo i just recently discovered jack johnson. been trying to avoid it. like a lemming trying to avoid social suicide. but i surcame to the jockness and i love it. love it love it love it. but the point is that i despise the new bond movies. how boring. got into a huge argument with my ex because i didn't want ot waste R40 watching a movie i don't wanna see. sigh. watched an inconvenient truth. very cool.

6:02 AM  

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