The Ab Fab Life

an ab fab life is one where you survive most days defying your accident prone-ness and leave your bones unbroken, where you eat ice cream and where oprah doesn't talk about something really dumb, but gives away free stuff instead this is my ab fab-ness ;)

Friday, February 16, 2007

waffling on ... waffle waffle waffle

since i am doubtful of my ability to make coherent and intertwined paragraphs, this post will be in the style made famous by triggermap - the point by point blog

1. i have flu again ... second time this year. it's that odd flu whereby you feel you are walking around with cotton wool in your earlobes and the innate desire to lie down on the floor every 5 minutes

2. in a recent survey in britain, 1 out of every 9 women has had an abortion as a result of a serious relationship (so says sky news)

3. i have been trying to be a dedicated student and keep up with my readings so that i can make witty and intelligent conversation during my classes but that has had a severe hinderance in the fact that i did not understand the first chapter i read. what is a 'neo-marxist socialist feminist' exactly and what do they believe in?! i don't know! for petes sake ...

4. stinky is home for the weekend. they sent them all home before the week of physicals start. he's seemingly doing quite well, he says that they all split into groups of 100 and out of his group there are 8 left. some people have been sent home because of the inadequate length of their arms.

5. i have recently realised that if the were an opportunity, like hurrican katrina, i would probably be a looter. its a sad state of my personal attributes. like now, i think that i am going to japan in july and so i have adopted the 'i am not here to make friends, move out of my way' attitude. it's like i'm flitting about waiting

6. laura and i got the calls - we have our japanese interviews on the 26 Feb ... apparently we have a 45 minute intensive english test (WHAT the heck is a verb again?!) and then a one on one interview! (thank the pope for sabc and their random japanese insterts... i know aaaall about washi - that paper stuff they make lanterns out of) hold thumbs!

7. watched the departed - it was good. even leo was good. but i thought the ending was dumb in that 'oh look we've run out of time lets kill everyone off and pretend it was a logical end'

8. i am going to go buy a caramello bear now

8 Comments:

Blogger Jeff said...

This comment has been removed by the author.

11:22 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

Their arms were too short? What's the dealio?

Bring on pics from Japan!

11:29 AM  
Blogger Triggermap said...

I've seen those inserts on japan - they had one the other day on department store cafeterias!

are u sure you don't have a middle ear infection? well, i hope u feeling better now...

3:02 AM  
Blogger sarah said...

i never deleted that comment!!!!!

who has hacked onto my blog?

jeff - i know! apparently its a thing about pilots, their arm length is examinable! good thing my brother has ape arms ;) seriously though, i think its a cover up so that the SA armed forces can get rid of non previously disadvantaged candidates (to be very PC) ... my brother was told flat out that they would be taking '5 whites' ... there were 1800 candidates

trig - hmmm ... i dont think so ... but i burst my eardrums when i was a child and didnt even realise that for a day ;) i hate doctors!

6:45 AM  
Blogger Luke said...

Short arms, eh? Who would have thought...?

Have you even gone to the doctor yet?

12:02 PM  
Blogger Helen said...

Sarah's a good person. She goes to the doctor when she's sick...

Hope the caramello bear was good! The comment was deleted by the person who wrote the comment (hence 'author'). So I doubt there was any hacking involved.

1:39 PM  
Blogger sarah said...

you cannot delete your own comment! try! hmmmmmm

i never ever go to the doctor. doctors are for weaklings ;) actually, i'm just dumb in that i find their stethoscopes too cold and their hands too probing

4:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aah the endless uses of washi! what a truly versatile material :) dont worry you are going to rock like socks!
(i must make a comment related to your blog but if i say it here in my comment you will surely pummel me with a hairbrush and throw me off a bridge so please remind me to tell you when i see you.)
what else...? coffee the other night was lovely the pudding wasn't even good but i had the best time cos i was with my best 2 buds :)

9:04 AM  

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