The Ab Fab Life

an ab fab life is one where you survive most days defying your accident prone-ness and leave your bones unbroken, where you eat ice cream and where oprah doesn't talk about something really dumb, but gives away free stuff instead this is my ab fab-ness ;)

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

good times

these are my two bestest buds - we've known each other for about 11 years and have been through lots- such as me sqeezing a liqui fruit over maire's (on the right) head and the scar i have from cathy (on the left) on my left hand. i love them for they are wonderful. and they get the prime space on my blog because this is the only way i know how to upload photos ;)

the internet connection was down the whole day yesterday, but this is a post i wanted to make then so i wrote it and am now cutting and pasting because it's very important to me!

i must first state that this day has been the most awesome ever and for those of you who understand the significance of this will understand why I am filled with light and happiness because OPERATION SMILE has reached a pinnacle!!! MR SMIRK PANTS SMILED no… wait for it… LAUGHED AND SMILED at something I (yes… me!) said! Actually, it took an empty room, a lot of courage and a speech full of pre prepared jokes and wisecracks and saying things that the donkey from shrek would be proud of and HE SMILED and then LAUGHED and i am amazed and proud and it’s like a high that i need every day! *sigh*

don't fret if the above paragraph made absolutely no sense to you... just bask in the fact that there are people out there who did indeed understand what i just said ;)

Anyhoo today is Vanny's 22nd birthday so i want to give a shout out to her!She is wonderful and i wish her only good hair days and great food for the rest of her life!
Life is crazy at the moment because my lack of work ethic is really kicking me in the butt. Every year I say - hmmm, i'm gonna work sooo hard this year and then, like the year before, the universe changes that plan by making so much damn good tv. Bitches. So i'm busy writing my dissertation, but i currently have no interest in what i'm doing... my passion has somehow left the building and so i'm finding it hard to buckle down.
Today's 5 capital cities (for all of you who are asking 'why the heck do i need to learn this?' here is why. because one day you might be taken hostage by an ex geography teacher who will say to you 'western scum, i shalt let you walk free if you can correctly name the capital of Brunei Darussalam *sarah scuttles off to find an atlas to see where the heck Brunei Darussalam is* and you will correctly answer the educated rebel and you will be released and walk out to the tv cameras and into the arms of your relieved family and even though you will look like a slightly depressed mine worker and smell like eggs from days of captivity in the catacoombs (is that how you spell it?), you will say 'thank you sarah'. that is why)
Antigua & Barbuda - St John's
Argentina - Buenos Aires
Armenia - Yerevan
Australia - Canberra
Austria - Vienna
the end

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah Sarah! Thanks for the birthday wishes. You rock. No, really, you do. Love you!

2:37 AM  
Blogger stayla said...

Aww thanks! My name is Stella. And I live in Singapore. And.. my life sucks. ;)

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, you have someone from SINGAPORE reading your blog! That's SO cool!
Thanks for the emergency hostage preparation, it's much appreciated!
:)

7:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your blog is gonna be soooo popular in NO time. ;)

Do you know what Ulan Bataar is the capital of??

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom's showing off?
:)

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course not! i'm terribly humble and modest!

(the answer is 'Mongolia')

:)

10:37 AM  

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